toastombee!

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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hello hi it is i, toastombee. you may or may not know me from dA/toyhouse. i made this account because i wanted another social to post on after the ai stuff happened on dA </3 the image above is of one of my sonas/a potential mascot for this account! their name is french fry :3

i have a lot of names but i mostly go by tango or shrimp! you can see the rest of the names i go by here

i draw things. this isn’t exclusively an art blog tho i kind of just post whatever i want unless i have a sideblog for it already

rain world blog: @wet-mouse

other socials:
toyhouse - toastombee
flight rising - kiwib1rb
deviantart - toastombee

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montereybayaquarium

This week, we’re sea-lebrating Rosa’s birthday! Let’s get this shellebration started!  🎉 🕺

Animated image of Rosa swimming in the Sea Otter Exhibit with a sea otter pup as part of the Sea Otter Surrogacy training. She swims from the right side of the image frame towards the left hand side, holding the the pup tightly as she teaches the pup how to swim. A watermark logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the image.ALT
Animated image of Rosa grooming with her back agains the window of the Sea Otter Exhibit. On her belly rests a sea otter pup and together they gently flow from the center of the image towards the right. The pup quickly turns their head around to look at Rosa to mimic her movements of grooming the face. A watermark logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand side of the image.ALT
Animated image of Rosa wiggling her back from left to right as she rests on the rocky platform of the Sea Otter Exhibit. She grabs chunks of ice from her right hand side and bites onto them as she wiggles. A watermark logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located on the upper right hand corner of the image.ALT
Animated image of Rosa enjoying some enrichment activity time with Aquarium staff at the Sea Otter Exhibit. An Aquarium staff member with long blond hair is kneeling next to a a large donut-shaped toy and she gestures for Rosa to throw the blue ball that Rosa is holding in the center of that toy. Rosa throws the ball inside the hole by quickly jumping out of water and then immediately going back in the water while eyeing the staff member as she reaches to her side to grab some food for Rosa. A watermark logo of Monterey Bay Aquarium is located in the lower right hand corner of the image.ALT

Rosa is known for her signature swimming style, her superb surrogacy skills (she's reared more pups than any other active surrogate mother on exhibit—15 pups) And at 24 years old, Rosa is one of the oldest southern sea otters!

An animated image showcasing underwater footage of Rosa entering the frame from the the right side and quickly swimming over to the left side and leaving the frame as she holds on to food in her paws. A watermark logo of the Monterey Bay Aquarium is on the lower left hand corner of the image.ALT

Read on how we care for our senior sea otters here:

We’ll be sprinkling all sorts of fun Rosa content across our channels this week, so stay tuna-ed! For now, learn more about this bay-utiful birthday girl here:

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robotmango

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

awed-frog

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

robotmango

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

outsmartingbasilisk
superchat

staff changing dashboard again i think, all pfps are removed unless its an original post, which then it appears INSIDE the post :|

superchat

can you stop.

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like if its a reblog, theres just no PFP. at all. why.

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lilliephoenix

how the hell am i supposed to know who anyone is?!?!  

i don’t remember names.

you are all your avitar to me.

superchat

Hey! so i just found out that the creator behind the dashboard-unfucker (@/dragongirlsnout) updated their script to fix the icon change!

If ppl could try to spread this around so others see it, thatd be appreciated

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